Nameless One (nameless__one) wrote,
Nameless One


MICROSOFT have admitted that some users of its new Windows 7 operating system have been confronted with the dreaded 'Black Screen of Paying £200 for Something That Doesn't Work'.Users say the 'Black Screen of Falling For This Shit Again' appears shortly after start-up, followed by a ghostly image of Bill Gates cackling like a loon.
A Microsoft spokesman said: "We spent five years and $350million developing a system that would make it really easy for us not to give you your money back.

"Windows 7 was designed to have the intuitive feel of us hiring a thug to beat the shit out of you, getting you to pay the bill and then sending you a report listing which bones could have been broken better.

"It's actually rather exquisite."
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