Nameless One (nameless__one) wrote,
Nameless One

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Hobbs said: "As well as explaining that there is no 'respawn' in real life and that regret is not an option once your overdeveloped thumbs are rotting in the ground, we're also letting the god crowd have a crack at them."

Priests, rabbis and imams will patrol game shops, knocking copies of Halo Reach out of customers' hands and pointing out that when the almighty creator willed the universe into being, it was not so Call Of Duty Deathmatchcould exist.

Some game creators have pledged that future releases will display real-life achievements in the corner of the screen that players could have managed while they have been playing, including reading a book, forming a meaningful relationship or getting happily shitfaced.
Tags: games

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